FUCK THIS SHIT

THERE IS SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD!

Don't Be Stupid./Archive/RSS

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via pizza)

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(via jesuschristvevo)

officialunitedstates:

my idea of a fun friday night is making a smoothie and then trying to piece back together the fruit

(via covocal)

forbidden-act-xx:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..

(via nudityandflowers)

(Source: killedthecunt, via obamadontcare)

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

(Source: champagnewithpapi, via peoplemagazine)

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via covocal)

sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 

(via covocal)

versaceslut:

me too girl me too

(via hi)

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

(via stay-ocean-minded)