FUCK THIS SHIT

THERE IS SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD!

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theheatofthesouth:

1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better)
2. Then add some lemonade.
3. Stir and serve with mint.
4. Be drunk.

(via blueklectic)

colorfulrussianfireworks:

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND EXPLAINING WHY IT IS TO PEOPLE IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE 

(Source: -zanarkand, via jesuschristvevo)

"Don’t assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don’t say anything you can’t stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel."

- Warsan Shire (via ohteenscanrelate)

(via idealixtic)

"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth."

- (via sleepylilgirl)

(Source: astrasperas, via xxfernwehxx)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via stay-ocean-minded)

Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell