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"So, what if, instead of thinking about solving your whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow."

- Attachments, Rainbow Rowell   (via seulray)

(Source: anditslove, via prettywildhealthy)

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

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"Don’t argue your path with other people. Walk it."

- lazyyogi (via pardonm3)

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"Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him"

- Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t (via tobusybeingyours)

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(Source: blewart, via stay-ocean-minded)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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theheatofthesouth:

1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better)
2. Then add some lemonade.
3. Stir and serve with mint.
4. Be drunk.

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