- Attachments, Rainbow Rowell (via seulray)
- Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t (via tobusybeingyours)
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better)
2. Then add some lemonade.
3. Stir and serve with mint.
4. Be drunk.