FUCK THIS SHIT

THERE IS SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD!

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when will my life’s bass drop

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girlgrowingsmall:

lowwbloods:

tyleroakley:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

do you ever just glitch

i hear this quote from some video game commercial every now and then on tv and i cannot help but think of this guy because its so burned into my mind that i will never escape

what

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"Pretty isn’t what you wear
or how you do your hair;
pretty is how you talk to others
when you don’t want to talk to anyone at all."

- (via c0ntemplations)

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"I love those mornings when you wake to darkness and no one is asking anything of you. You’re under no pressure to exist. This is something of which I am in constant need."

- (via paintdeath)

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nicoleohoh:

im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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"When is a monster not a monster?
Oh, when you love it."

- Caitlyn Siehl  (via scrlett)

(Source: insanity-here-i-come, via kittycaterina)

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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"To limit the press is to insult a nation; to prohibit reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves: such a prohibition ought to fill them with disdain."

- Claude Adrien Helvétius (via observando)

(via fitnika)

"anyway, whatever i guess."

- me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)

(Source: moon-rabbits, via kelayee)

"I don’t believe in recovered,
the sickness of past-tense,
removed from my life permanently.
I will always
wake up every morning,
say hello to my demons,
and walk right past them.
There is strength
in the daily fight.
It is in my shadow."

- Michelle K., "I Am Recovered!"  (via bigideasinsmalltents)

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